When you’re not friends with someone anymore and their new man tries hitting you up UHHH awkward

All my friends make me feel irrelevant aaaaaand that’s why I’m done hanging out with EVERYONE. sorry I don’t have a full time job or apartment or money to blow on whatever. Definitely about to lose my two best friends but if they’re gonna put me down and make me feel like shit then bye.

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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lasagnababy:

when someone is your best friend on snapchat and you’re not even in their top three

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me: *walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me: lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers: *hand me a board*
me: this one's called stealing
me: *runs away with it*

ihadthebestdays:

Do you ever have that one line in a song that just means the world to you and has this deeper meaning that you feel just explains everything and then your friends listen to it and are just like that’s cool but you’re like NO  THAT LINE IS JUST EVERYTHING HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND and you realize just how much music means to you

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME